Okay, I love Halloweâen. So much so that I sometimes use the little apostrophe between the âeâs.
When I was pregnant with my first son, the holiday crept up on me and couldnât think of anything good so I didnât dress up. I was barely pregnant on October 31st the second time around so I lost out again. Iâm not going to be pregnant again so itâs up to you, my legions of awesome pregnant ladies, to rock the kick ass Halloween costumes!
Here are some neat ideas I found in my usual online trolling:
I am incredibly impressed that this woman can pull off a bikini this pregnant. I wouldnât have looked like this. Iâll just leave it at that. This one wouldnât really work in colder places but if you live in a warmer climate, youâre probably hot anyway so this is a good excuse to let it all hang out. Welcome to Wonderland
Is it just me, or does the toddler add to this costume? Lochaven on Flickr
When I first saw this I actually thought she was holding a pumpkin. I thought âwell, that would be heavy to carry around all the time.â Why, yes. Yes it is heavy to carry that around all the damn time. coolest-homemade-costumes.com
I think this one would rock even more if your better half had a bit of a gut and he sported the bare belly with you. coolest-homemade-costumes.com
I am beyond impressed with how cool this costume is (and how skinny her ass is).
Anything that depicts trailer trash in any way, shape or form, will always get a thumbs up from me. christyallbee.com
See point six. Just gold. Whirligig Bug
Okay, I know this woman isnât pregnant but somebody on Facebook posted this as an idea and I thought it was great. Do the egg part then do a little belly cut-out for the yolk and add the horns for a devilled egg. Clev-ah! You can buy the costume here.
I thought this was such a simple idea but very cool. Ni-Chem on Flickr
I loved the idea of tying your costume into your kidâs. How sweet are both these peanuts?! lilsugar.com
Okay, there were some costumes that were all axe murderer and they upset me because Iâm all stupid and sensitive now that I have kids but, for some reason, I found this one awesome. You may not agree. coolest-homemade-costumes.com
This person isnât pregnant (at least I donât think so) but what a great little outfit. Non? coolest-homemade-costumes.com
Nothing, and I mean nothing, would be better than being 37 weeks pregnant and dressing up as Elvis in the Vegas-bring-a-gun-to-the-White-House-drug-years. They donât seem to make the belly version anymore, but some of these are close.
This is such a smart outfit and would be totally comfortable.Â pinterest
Always classic (like a dog with sunglasses on) and the funny never gets old for me. pregnancy.thefuntimesguide.com
I thought this was a great costume for when youâre pregnant and couldnât believe I couldnât find any examples online. Humph. You can find some good ones here.
I hope this poor kid never discovers heâs used as an example in a pregnancy website but I thought this would be an excellent costume to wear if you werenât ready to share the pregnancy news yet. It might be a little a hard to pee in although, I guess youâd just slide out of it to go. instructables.com
This is another great pregnancy disguise but this would also make a fantastic costume if you just wore all red and had the KoolAid face positioned over your belly. Plus, you could crash through walls and scream âoh yeah!!â I found a good one here.
Another great pregnancy cover-up. I think sheâs a little obvious with the âtissuesâ line though â Iâd put âblow meâ. homemadesimple.ca
I recognize that this is hardly practical but this guyâs Seeâs Box of Chocolates costume just blew my mind. He made this damn thing himself. You could make your belly the second one down from your face!! No? Okay, well you canât say I didnât try. makezine.com
Love, LOVE this idea. coolest-homemade-costumes.com
I saw a few âbun in the ovenâ costumes but I thought this one was executed the best. You could also just dress up as a chef and put a âbun in the ovenâ label over your belly similar to the ladies in costumes 9 and 10. (credit needed)
Tiffany went as this fab sumo wrestler! She said,Â âI went as a Sumo Wrestler when I was pregnant in 2008. It was a big hit. I made the âdiaperâ out of black felt.Â And.. attach the nipples with something other than masking tape. One of mine fell off during the dance party. :)â
I think going as Charlie Brown and Snoopy is just brilliant.
Love thisÂ Mike Wazowski costumeÂ from Monsters Inc. One of her kids went as Sully, and the other as Boo. Too perfect.
Love, love, love the idea of adding these black velvet cutouts to an orange sweater for an office-appropriate costume.
I would have never dreamed of dressing as a Hole In One for Halloween, but this is one kick ass costume!
See! I knew dressing up as Elvis would look awesome. Thanks for sending it, Laurel!
The bald cap and mustache topped off with the chest hair just makes this costume rock.
I suppose you could cheat this with a regular maternity top, but I really think this was well done with the stripes. If you know the source for it let me know because the link on Pinterest just leads to a worm hole in Narnina.
How adorable is this girl in her Angry Bird costume? Such a smart and simple idea. Although, there would always be a looming danger that someone would hurl you into a bunch of boxes screaming âAiyaaaaâ to take out green pigs.
Yes! Marge Gunderson from Fargo. Brilliant! Thereâs no way I could have handled the heat in this getup for an indoor party, but doing the rounds in the neighborhood with my little candy hounds? Perfect! âAh, hon, ya got Arbyâs all over me.â
This isnât maternity but I thought it would make a perfect costume when youâre pregnant with a built in globe. Also, check out the whole post if youâre a Halloween fan because theyâve put together some really cool craft ideas.
When I first saw this photo I just got mad. Mad that I didnât think of this. That is what you use those damn half-doll faces for! I honestly think this is what Iâm going to wear for Halloween this year. I can eat and drink without having to worry about my mom paunch and it has a nice brand tie into Pregnant Chicken. Marketing!
I am just so impressed with the ingenuity and effort that went into this costume.Â The most expensive part was actually the ball which you already have built in so thereâs a win, but Iâm not sure what the best way to attach the mirror to you. Maybe just a black maternity tee?
This gal gets a slow, standing clap from me. A headless horseman. Dang.Â I canât tell how sheâs allowed for vision (maybe she just buttoned up for the picture) but getting chips in Â my face would be essential no matter how cool the costume was.
Aye, the wee lass as a pot âo gold with her leprechaun. I canât get over how beautifully executed both of their costumes are.Â Well done or âmaith thĂșâ as they say on the Emerald Isle!
Again, not a maternity costume, but what a great idea for dressing up (or hiding) a bump.Â It *might* be hard to pee in but if you didnât wear underwear and just paused in the bushes you could bypass that small hurdle.
Both of these Death Star costumes warms my nerd heart. You could do this or simply goes dressed as Princess Leia in her slave bikini in Jabba the Hutâs Palace â depending on the statement youâre trying to make.
Thatâs it! Hopefully, you found some great ideas and if you have any others let me know!